Stunning Jessica Alba and Cash Warren welcomed a baby girl into the world this past Saturday. Her name? Honor. I heard Justin Timberlake on TV last night joke they’d name the brother Trust.
Now believe me, I’m the more adventurous namer of the two hopeful parents-to-be in this household. I’m just not quite ready yet to name my child a number (Seven) or an instrument (Banjo). It’s never crossed my mind, as it must have to some celebrity parent, to scope out the pantry for ideas — and thank goodness. With what’s in our kitchen at the moment, we’d have Ketchup, Lollipop and Frito to choose from: nowhere near as healthy as an Apple.
But the way I see it, Hollywood’s just doing kids a favor. At this point, what celebrity baby isn’t named Kal-El or Pilot? In the posh LA school playgrounds, it won’t be them getting their butts kicked. Feel sorry for Jacob, Michael and Emily. Their parents did a number on them.